Thursday, 29 January 2009

Big may be beautiful.... Not for me!

I've started hitting the gym BECAUSE I was putting on weight.
My whoooping ass is now a 35.5"!
OMG!!! Yes, I know.
My friends are probably gonna buy 4D because I am actually

In Madagascar, this may be SEXEY!
But down here... No way!
I'm fast turning into a "Gloria". (HEAVY BOTTOMED!)
And in no time, I'll be able camouflage in the fruits section; the shelves
where they keep the pears and noone would notice me.
So yes, for the good of mankind myself, the extra inches has
got to go!

Do motivate me on!
I'm so easily distracted by anything that's edible.
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